Me: It's a nice day out
Me: I could wear shorts
Me: Wait I'd have to shave my legs
Me: ....
Me: Well these jeans look comfy
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

lolzpicx:

You’re like:

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But the moment it cuts to a commercial,

And you run to the toilet like:

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After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like

While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like

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But then you make it in time so you’re like

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letyourlightshinexx3:

When you wish reality was only just a dream

letyourlightshinexx3:

When you wish reality was only just a dream

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore